Thursday, February 15, 2007

FSP Men, and FSP Women

A few days ago, Yellow Rag pointed out some disturbing, yet mostly true about male Free Staters. In her own words...
To me the FSP is something that has absolutely overwhelmed and pervaded the Condon household since my sophomore year of high school. There were dinners with scuzzy libertarian men who owned mail order bride services, were convicted tax evaders, or were just plain fucking crazy

We're friggin crazy. Not as in haha funny funny type of crazy. Crazy as in putting Ann Coulter and Nancy Pelosi into a single room type of crazy. With the exception of a few, for example Stephen Gordon, we have absolutely no tact - myself included.

I've been trying to be extremely careful when I start talking politics, and generally avoid most libertarian forums. Not because I don't enjoy the forums, but because we libertarians tend to be rabid assholes at times, and it can rub off on me. As the saying goes, "Better to keep quiet and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

As I look down from my very very tall horse, I see libertarian males in earth toned corduroy, shirts from Spencer's Gifts (Spongebob, perhaps), the occasional cannabis leaf tattoo, and the tendency to bark instead of speak. Really, they bark, even more than the ladies.They..they like punk pop. And Southpark. Did I mention I despise cartoons?

Kyle's Mom: What?! What what what what?!

And while I'm at it: Why are the girls so pretty?

They've got to make up for us libertarian men.

7 comments:

Mackenzie said...

We are clear that libertarian women are not the cutest girls on earth right? ok. All in good fun though.

Mackenzie said...

ps who's kyle's mom? is that a southpark ref?

Mike Lorrey said...

She has, like all too many people in Florida, had their first exposure to Libertarians be the likes of Zack Bass.

Mackenzie said...

no, Tim Condon, of course. Followed by Capitalism for Kids and Andre Marou.. Zack Bass came much later.

Syn Diesel said...

22nd century pygmy chimp escorts would be hawt. HAWT i say. Like little pedo-elves.

Syn Diesel said...

Mackenzie said...
ps who's kyle's mom? is that a southpark ref?



I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

George said...

I know five libertarian women who are attractive, and I have high standards. Three of them will likely be involved in the Free State Project after finishing their degrees.